Mental and physical portrait of the psychopath

His mother hates him because...:

... he may have whined all the time when he was a baby.
... he may have cried all the time.
... he may have had an accident and today he is handicapped.
... the baby may have been an accident.

MAY HAVE + p. passé = exprimer une hypothèse sur un fait passé.

Physical portrait:
Maybe he is fat because he doesn't have an activity.
He is in his bedroom all the time and he drinks alcohol.
Perhaps he is ugly: he has many spots on his face; he is smelly: he never uses the bathroom and he has a long beard.
He is disgusting.
Moreover, one of his victims may have scarred him.

Advice:
You should ...
      * get out.
      * do more physical activity.
      * eat healthy.
      * stop being a psychopath.
      * take a shower.
      * change your profile picture.

You shouldn't ...
      * drink alcohol.
      * post nude pictures on Facebook.
      * attack children.

Vocab:

a couch potato (quelqu'un qui ne fait rien de ses journées)
binoculars (une paire de jumelles)

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Homework:

- apprendre la leçon = être capable de faire le portrait moral et le portrait physique imaginé + savoir donner des conseils (avec "should") ou faire un reproche (avec "shouldn't")